Tell no lies
Even kings are made of clay

(Source: drunkaurora)

its-a-bingo:

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed 

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(Source: deportredmayne)

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

bluewriters:

hacheload:

cronusempire:

steven-moffat:

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

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NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN

rainbowrites:

shorm:

iggity:

fuckingrecipes:

redkiteslongnights:

mimzors:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…

this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.

I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE

He is just so fascinating to watch.

Also, I need to try it this way omg.

“Just go upstairs and give it to her now. ….The breakfast.”

jesus christ, he’s in a million different shows and then he does things like this too. HOW DOES HE HAVE TIME TO MAKE BREAKFAST FOR HIS WIFE

also, I just love that he laughs at his own joke. He is adorable, for all that he can also be TERRIFYING

amarriageoftrueminds:

wizardlightningbattle:

notburrowinit:

This is not okay.

i’m sorry bUT THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

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(Source: for-shits-and-hiddles)
“We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements.”

staceythinx:

A Map of the World: The World According to Illustrators and Storytellers is a book of creative insights about our diverse planet edited by Antonis Antoniou, R. Klanten, H. Ehmann and H. Hellige.

About the book:

A Map of the World is a compelling collection of work by a new generation of original and sought-after designers, illustrators, and mapmakers. This work showcases specific regions, characterizes local scenes, generates moods, and tells stories beyond sheer navigation. From accurate and surprisingly detailed representations to personal, naïve, and modernistic interpretations, the featured projects from around the world range from maps and atlases inspired by classic forms to cartographic experiments and editorial illustrations.

Find out more…

readingwench:

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME

cleophatrajones:

yannickbrouwer:

This little company from Kenya makes toys from slippers that wash up on the beach. Pictures by Ben Curtis

How glorious is this?! Upcycling at its finest…

brutalhonesttruths:

So this guy in my English class wanted to change his hair so I joking suggested to him “you should become a kpop star”

He just sent me this, with the subject line “My new look”

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This is happening guys. I’m definitely going to take him shopping omg

UPDATE: I was just texting him and he said “Anyways I actually like gdragon’s glasses in heartbreaker. The ones at the start of the music video” to which I asked “are you a closet kpop fan or something?” to which he replies “wink wink” so I think this dude I’ve been friends with since grade 4 might be a closet kpop fan??????